What?

THE BLOG.

This a collection of thoughts, about things. Some things you will like. Some things you will not like. But all things are likeable, and deserve appropriate thoughts. If you do not like a thing, it does not want your thoughts. If you do not like my thoughts, you can make your own. If you have your own things, you may make your own thoughts. If you don't have thoughts on those things, I may offer my thoughts.
These things in question, can be grouped into three central thing categories. These categories, are Sex, Star Wars, Rock & Roll.

DISCLAIMER

If for some reason (such as, you have no sense of humour, or an IQ deeming you too intelligent for this blog) you find some thoughts or things offensive, please see a health care professional. They will give you things to help cope with thoughts. Alternatively, the Internet is full of other thoughts and things that may interest you.

THE AUTHOR.

I am a person of the island known as Australia. I am not a convict. I, like much of the Earthly population, enjoy sex, Star Wars, and rock & roll. If aliens are reading this, I allow you too to enjoy such things. In the event that you already do, you have my approval. I think we could be friends. But not with benefits. 

FAQ

How's it going?

Not bad.

Aren't you a bit old for Lego?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: It says 12+, I am 12+.

Are you single?

No. (Sorry aliens)

Why are you left-handed?

Because I'm superior.

I'm hungry, do you have a sandwich? 

Yes, but it's mine.

That's selfish.

That's not a question.

What is your favourite gravity setting?

On.

Por que no los dos?

Shake it like a polaroid picture.

Who asks these questions?

Friends, family, myself. Not frequently.

What's something interesting about you?

I can play the guitar. Also I have a degree in Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering. Also I'm a 3rd Dan black belt in taekwondo.

That's 3 things.

That's also not a question. I think we're done here.